So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 466. | (glacierisslow) | 132.01 | 99% | 2019-08-20 |
| 467. | (thelawsofjay) | 131.96 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 468. | COMMUNISM WILL (communism_w... | 131.93 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 469. | (darkfire) | 131.90 | 98% | 2013-05-27 |
| 470. | (john404) | 131.90 | 96% | 2012-05-30 |
| 471. | AJ (alister1986) | 131.90 | 97% | 2014-05-24 |
| 472. | (madisond) | 131.83 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 473. | (daveyo) | 131.77 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 474. | (onah) | 131.76 | 100% | 2021-09-10 |
| 475. | (zaigouken) | 131.76 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 476. | (mrcredsalex) | 131.74 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 477. | elongated (supreme10001) | 131.65 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 478. | TIMBER HARTHIAN (harth_) | 131.63 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
| 479. | JIS filco stingray (sigel) | 131.62 | 99% | 2019-07-08 |
| 480. | (lbrtdy) | 131.57 | 99% | 2012-05-14 |
| 481. | (zein) | 131.56 | 98% | 2012-01-19 |
| 482. | This race is dedicated to a... | 131.50 | 99% | 2014-05-11 |
| 483. | (vincenator_colemak) | 131.49 | 98% | 2014-02-23 |
| 484. | Dana (danayi) | 131.48 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
| 485. | (c9h13n) | 131.43 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
| 486. | (annoyingkid) | 131.42 | 100% | 2021-01-12 |
| 487. | (vogel_adler) | 131.40 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 488. | (khunzabber) | 131.35 | 98% | 2017-02-18 |
| 489. | (kevinneeraj) | 131.14 | 98% | 2015-07-26 |
| 490. | (dnfm) | 131.10 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 491. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 131.09 | 97.4% | 2025-04-16 |
| 492. | (jonodvorak) | 131.08 | 99% | 2015-08-11 |
| 493. | (nonquit_tomato) | 131.05 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 494. | (joetrumpet) | 131.00 | 98% | 2011-05-13 |
| 495. | Luke (lueron) | 130.99 | 98% | 2016-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |