The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5548. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 100.84 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| 5549. | Sypher (sypher) | 100.83 | — | 2009-11-10 |
| 5550. | Nenin (supras) | 100.83 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 5551. | marius (marius_) | 100.83 | 97% | 2012-04-15 |
| 5552. | 100WPM (100wpm) | 100.83 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 5553. | Marc (ratshepard) | 100.82 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5554. | Saif (sayfan) | 100.82 | 85% | 2015-11-01 |
| 5555. | Devin (devcappy) | 100.81 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 5556. | Benson (astriker) | 100.81 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 5557. | Will (greggaz) | 100.81 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 5558. | Nick (spirk) | 100.80 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 5559. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 100.80 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 5560. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 100.80 | 98% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5561. | Fisty (fisty) | 100.80 | 94% | 2012-05-16 |
| 5562. | Dap (david26) | 100.80 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 5563. | Bigheart (bigheart) | 100.80 | 96% | 2012-06-14 |
| 5564. | Muhammad (khytron) | 100.79 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5565. | Ash (ashhorn) | 100.79 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 5566. | Neczy (neczylols) | 100.78 | 98.3% | 2023-09-07 |
| 5567. | JiGsaW (homeboy2603) | 100.78 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5568. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 100.78 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 5569. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 100.78 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5570. | nq (surfer_rosa) | 100.78 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5571. | Daniel (dan350z) | 100.78 | 95% | 2014-01-30 |
| 5572. | Koupka (koupka) | 100.76 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 5573. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 100.76 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5574. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 100.76 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 5575. | Emmanuel (giantimi) | 100.76 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 5576. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 100.75 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 5577. | tien (cinnamnbun) | 100.75 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |