The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16724. | Mike (hog7654) | 76.29 | 97% | 2015-08-05 |
16725. | Luka (sercasm) | 76.29 | 92% | 2015-10-10 |
16726. | Logikable (logikable) | 76.29 | 93% | 2012-10-09 |
16727. | Alei (aleiswift) | 76.29 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
16728. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 76.28 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
16729. | CYTan (tanchuanyeow) | 76.28 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
16730. | Milly (twophobias) | 76.28 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
16731. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 76.28 | 96% | 2014-09-21 |
16732. | murca (mmurca) | 76.28 | 95% | 2011-06-09 |
16733. | Martin (kompik) | 76.28 | 95% | 2013-08-05 |
16734. | Potential (potential_first) | 76.28 | 93% | 2012-12-21 |
16735. | Amal (amalmurali47) | 76.27 | 94% | 2012-11-04 |
16736. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 76.27 | 88% | 2012-04-11 |
16737. | Licho (lichoness) | 76.27 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
16738. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 76.27 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
16739. | beFriendđź’š (s1l3n7) | 76.27 | 97% | 2020-06-25 |
16740. | ĺ“ŤClickyĺ“Ť (alfredtan1021) | 76.26 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
16741. | Jangles (janglesthemoonmonkey) | 76.26 | 94% | 2016-02-18 |
16742. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 76.26 | 98% | 2016-01-07 |
16743. | Jindrich (lord_zaran) | 76.26 | — | 2008-11-25 |
16744. | Nicole (stucky) | 76.26 | 98% | 2012-07-23 |
16745. | St1ngX (st1ngx) | 76.25 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
16746. | Jxxxsever (jxxxsever) | 76.25 | — | 2008-11-09 |
16747. | Ezra (lazyextreme) | 76.25 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
16748. | sadwipe (sadwipe) | 76.24 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
16749. | hami (hami05) | 76.24 | 95% | 2022-04-17 |
16750. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 76.23 | 98% | 2017-02-03 |
16751. | Kingslayer (whybridv) | 76.23 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
16752. | Ghosy (ghosy) | 76.23 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
16753. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 76.23 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |