And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16271. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 85.72 | 98% | 2015-06-02 |
| 16272. | Dustin (dsthegold23) | 85.71 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 16273. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 85.71 | 99% | 2022-06-11 |
| 16274. | Dog (octixam) | 85.71 | 92% | 2013-11-06 |
| 16275. | DANIEL (dizo) | 85.71 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 16276. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 85.71 | 95% | 2013-11-12 |
| 16277. | Saiya (zenger23) | 85.70 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16278. | firefox freezing (combat_arts) | 85.70 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 16279. | BDBoss (backdoorboss) | 85.70 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 16280. | Harry (harry_k) | 85.70 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 16281. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 85.70 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
| 16282. | Ian (germanika) | 85.70 | 92% | 2015-12-07 |
| 16283. | Chrisco (chrisco97) | 85.70 | 97% | 2013-07-08 |
| 16284. | TheMaz (themaz) | 85.70 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 16285. | Kristian (forcepain) | 85.70 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 16286. | joelromero012415@yahoo.com.... | 85.70 | 97% | 2015-07-10 |
| 16287. | Chris (charlestownshend) | 85.69 | 90% | 2012-11-25 |
| 16288. | Homie (kingtrammy) | 85.69 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 16289. | Lee (slee11) | 85.69 | 94% | 2013-10-26 |
| 16290. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 85.69 | 98% | 2016-04-06 |
| 16291. | Priscilla (pris) | 85.69 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 16292. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 85.69 | 98% | 2016-01-19 |
| 16293. | Jan (jangrue) | 85.69 | 94% | 2013-07-13 |
| 16294. | Chris (christophski) | 85.69 | 91% | 2013-07-27 |
| 16295. | SirVer (sirver) | 85.68 | 98% | 2013-12-01 |
| 16296. | Maarten (maartenv) | 85.68 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 16297. | JustTooDank (justtoodank) | 85.68 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 16298. | Manan (mentix02) | 85.68 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 16299. | Jiun-Ru (nutmacaca) | 85.68 | 97% | 2012-12-08 |
| 16300. | Mateusz (mattinato21) | 85.68 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |