So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4318. | (slowly_winning) | 101.08 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 4319. | reem (bacil123) | 101.07 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 4320. | ARCHEI (kangsi) | 101.06 | 99% | 2019-09-11 |
| 4321. | (danielyso) | 101.05 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4322. | (scrotemstomper) | 101.05 | 100% | 2021-04-21 |
| 4323. | (blackenedx) | 101.05 | 95% | 2016-03-17 |
| 4324. | (hag0n) | 101.04 | 98% | 2013-01-29 |
| 4325. | (imdahoe) | 101.03 | 95% | 2015-10-08 |
| 4326. | (boustrophedon) | 101.03 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 4327. | Pray Mary's Holy Rosary (ky... | 101.03 | 97% | 2014-04-04 |
| 4328. | Jon (zzrdvark) | 101.03 | 95% | 2013-02-11 |
| 4329. | (slowman69) | 101.02 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 4330. | (turnni1) | 101.02 | 91% | 2015-11-13 |
| 4331. | Yogesh (yogesh86) | 101.02 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 4332. | Alex (dacheng) | 101.01 | 97% | 2016-01-27 |
| 4333. | (imhidayat) | 101.01 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 4334. | (yavvaios) | 101.00 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 4335. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 101.00 | 100% | 2016-12-19 |
| 4336. | (thaothesofa) | 100.99 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4337. | (mcluzar) | 100.99 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4338. | Dawson (funkemunky) | 100.99 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 4339. | (nouse4name) | 100.99 | 98% | 2013-04-30 |
| 4340. | (phwang) | 100.98 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 4341. | (rstylebr) | 100.98 | 99% | 2019-12-11 |
| 4342. | (runninginthe90s) | 100.98 | 95% | 2015-01-15 |
| 4343. | (taxd) | 100.98 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 4344. | tetsu (tetsuro) | 100.98 | 99% | 2012-03-11 |
| 4345. | (soafe) | 100.98 | 97% | 2011-05-13 |
| 4346. | (pabst) | 100.98 | 93% | 2017-01-11 |
| 4347. | (0rni0n0) | 100.98 | 95% | 2011-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |