The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24375. | ImTheCandyVan (squeezey) | 70.78 | 96% | 2024-11-28 |
| 24376. | Syahir (salazr) | 70.78 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 24377. | TonyPepperoni (tonypepperon... | 70.78 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 24378. | Ellie (sluis9_halmak) | 70.78 | 98.3% | 2024-04-09 |
| 24379. | niven (niven_11) | 70.78 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 24380. | fakaped (fakaped) | 70.78 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 24381. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 70.78 | 95.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 24382. | Nathaniel (nlwarrior) | 70.77 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 24383. | Sanid (saneeed) | 70.77 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 24384. | Evan (zyfaa) | 70.77 | 96.2% | 2024-12-21 |
| 24385. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 70.77 | 95% | 2024-08-21 |
| 24386. | Jatin (jaikishanag1996) | 70.77 | 97.9% | 2025-04-26 |
| 24387. | Brncnnr (brncnnr) | 70.77 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 24388. | Exeadra (exeadra) | 70.77 | 96% | 2020-12-25 |
| 24389. | Alessandro (alessandroc) | 70.77 | 98% | 2012-05-20 |
| 24390. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 70.77 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 24391. | lily (coolgirl87) | 70.76 | 95% | 2024-04-04 |
| 24392. | Vada (freaky_whale) | 70.76 | 96.6% | 2025-04-22 |
| 24393. | @xodussy (ig_xodussy) | 70.76 | 95.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 24394. | Juan (jvrasmatas) | 70.76 | 96.2% | 2024-09-23 |
| 24395. | Maj (ghosty2023) | 70.76 | 97.8% | 2024-08-28 |
| 24396. | ToxxiK (toxxik) | 70.76 | 95% | 2024-01-09 |
| 24397. | Zhu (viviora) | 70.76 | 94% | 2022-03-18 |
| 24398. | Glaceliu (glaceliu) | 70.76 | 96.6% | 2024-03-06 |
| 24399. | Joshua (joshctz) | 70.76 | 97% | 2018-12-20 |
| 24400. | Dipu Kumar (the_marvello_op) | 70.76 | 96.4% | 2025-03-11 |
| 24401. | Kaeden (remizu) | 70.76 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 24402. | Potato (khester) | 70.76 | 93% | 2014-07-24 |
| 24403. | Shamim (shamimiqram) | 70.76 | 97% | 2026-02-05 |
| 24404. | PP_Toucher (pp_toucher) | 70.75 | 96% | 2025-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |