So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20254. | 11111 (chdempty) | 68.03 | 96% | 2021-05-16 |
| 20255. | Nguyen Thu Trang (ntt161) | 68.03 | 95% | 2011-07-05 |
| 20256. | Juco (waco) | 68.03 | 98% | 2014-03-14 |
| 20257. | Juho (safou) | 68.03 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 20258. | Garrett (electro_fetus) | 68.03 | 95% | 2012-02-07 |
| 20259. | artist (apg21092002) | 68.02 | 97.3% | 2023-07-29 |
| 20260. | John (acejohn65) | 68.02 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 20261. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 20262. | they used to say we would n... | 68.02 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 20263. | Danny (d3ly) | 68.01 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20264. | Victor (victor88111) | 68.01 | 94% | 2016-03-24 |
| 20265. | Geetansh (pandaculture) | 68.01 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20266. | Rowan (rorokell5) | 68.01 | 96% | 2018-10-30 |
| 20267. | Alias (lieyo_85) | 68.01 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 20268. | Mamomi (mamomi) | 68.01 | 96% | 2015-01-22 |
| 20269. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 68.01 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 20270. | josh (trek5900) | 68.00 | 87% | 2017-01-02 |
| 20271. | Godson (godson_gts) | 68.00 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 20272. | Potato (khester) | 68.00 | 91% | 2014-11-04 |
| 20273. | sk (skfoo88) | 68.00 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20274. | Ryan (ryangrospe) | 68.00 | 97% | 2012-01-18 |
| 20275. | Brent (joom) | 68.00 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
| 20276. | Anhi (anhitran) | 68.00 | 95% | 2011-10-25 |
| 20277. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 67.99 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 20278. | You don't (austin101123) | 67.99 | 97% | 2012-03-24 |
| 20279. | fleece (fleece_johnson) | 67.99 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20280. | Randhy (randhy456) | 67.99 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 20281. | uy (hygienic) | 67.99 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 20282. | Marcus (muneson) | 67.99 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 20283. | Life (don2712) | 67.99 | 91% | 2016-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |