The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20265. | Phuong (morpheeto) | 71.81 | 94% | 2012-11-27 |
| 20266. | David (wavexz) | 71.81 | 95% | 2016-11-26 |
| 20267. | Piotr (piotr2105) | 71.80 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
| 20268. | Cope (magyk21) | 71.80 | 90% | 2013-03-09 |
| 20269. | Pinekkone (pinekkone) | 71.79 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 20270. | David (cuber988) | 71.79 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 20271. | Tiago (gib_monies) | 71.79 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 20272. | musa (initial_m) | 71.79 | 98% | 2012-06-07 |
| 20273. | Dan (randoone) | 71.79 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 20274. | Yotzin (yotzin) | 71.79 | 90% | 2012-10-26 |
| 20275. | wesevens (tkidlltk) | 71.79 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 20276. | Sandi (rzaring) | 71.79 | 93% | 2012-05-12 |
| 20277. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 71.79 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 20278. | JaSu (jasu) | 71.79 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 20279. | eryoma (eryoma) | 71.79 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 20280. | bald (baldguy) | 71.79 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 20281. | Jack (bidout) | 71.78 | 92% | 2016-11-27 |
| 20282. | Fiona (fiona27) | 71.78 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 20283. | Craizyfox (craizyfox) | 71.78 | 93% | 2014-02-11 |
| 20284. | lilquack (nickquach02) | 71.78 | 94% | 2021-08-30 |
| 20285. | Underscores4Fun (koskos) | 71.78 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 20286. | Obese (codename2510) | 71.78 | 93% | 2012-07-02 |
| 20287. | Rafael (rsdourado) | 71.78 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
| 20288. | t (tvctft) | 71.78 | 96% | 2013-12-18 |
| 20289. | kheldiente (kheldiente) | 71.78 | 91% | 2014-10-16 |
| 20290. | Fifi (fifi6313) | 71.78 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 20291. | Joe (lanolin211) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 20292. | Q (kwhan) | 71.77 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 20293. | Aashish (iamflash) | 71.77 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 20294. | Ryo (roytimuza) | 71.77 | 93% | 2016-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |