See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12991. | a (indian_panda) | 73.25 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 12992. | mezrioui (mezrioui) | 73.25 | 98.8% | 2023-07-21 |
| 12993. | suman (sumanpreet) | 73.25 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12994. | Charm (charmful_programmer) | 73.24 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 12995. | Raymond (rayr1718) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 12996. | Sushiru (sushiru) | 73.23 | 97.2% | 2024-03-24 |
| 12997. | utsab (utsab987) | 73.23 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 12998. | Tyler (tgalla) | 73.22 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 12999. | Bluntdebauchery (bluntdebau... | 73.21 | 96% | 2025-06-22 |
| 13000. | Logan (ferro_majiin) | 73.21 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 13001. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 73.21 | 94% | 2021-05-28 |
| 13002. | Haseen Munawar (haseenagent47) | 73.20 | 97% | 2023-07-08 |
| 13003. | Dennetix (dennetix) | 73.20 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 13004. | Shawn (eastzer0) | 73.19 | 94.8% | 2023-12-19 |
| 13005. | Sab (sabreezy00) | 73.19 | 95% | 2023-02-20 |
| 13006. | Logan (toast_scrubber) | 73.19 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13007. | Olid (olidz13) | 73.18 | 97% | 2023-05-24 |
| 13008. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 73.18 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 13009. | khalil (khalilfa) | 73.18 | 94% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13010. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 73.17 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| 13011. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 73.17 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 13012. | मंगल से आयà... | 73.17 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13013. | Piotr (piotros) | 73.17 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 13014. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 73.17 | 97% | 2022-10-03 |
| 13015. | Shanewaz (sm_shaan) | 73.16 | 97% | 2026-03-17 |
| 13016. | Mehedi Islam (mehediislamri... | 73.15 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 13017. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 73.15 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 13018. | Viet (matcanloi) | 73.15 | 94% | 2019-06-18 |
| 13019. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 73.15 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13020. | Lean (its_lean69) | 73.14 | 94.6% | 2024-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |