I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10520. | vocabo (sahil21db) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10521. | Markus Simic (its_raspyii) | 88.86 | 96.2% | 2025-05-27 |
| 10522. | seb (xsebzero) | 88.86 | 98% | 2024-10-04 |
| 10523. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 88.86 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 10524. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 88.86 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 10525. | CJ (cj2305) | 88.85 | 99% | 2024-05-20 |
| 10526. | Magykti (magykting) | 88.85 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 10527. | Vincent (waldoo) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 10528. | Nick (condensedmilk) | 88.85 | 99% | 2019-07-07 |
| 10529. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 88.84 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 10530. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-08-20 |
| 10531. | Francis (francis430) | 88.83 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 10532. | Max (madmax89) | 88.83 | 100% | 2018-11-25 |
| 10533. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 88.82 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
| 10534. | aryan (aryan11) | 88.82 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 10535. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 88.82 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 10536. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 88.81 | 95% | 2017-03-31 |
| 10537. | slick (slickgogo) | 88.81 | 95.7% | 2024-02-25 |
| 10538. | khalil (khalilfa) | 88.81 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 10539. | James (jamesarino) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
| 10540. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 88.81 | 93% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10541. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 88.80 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 10542. | Alex (1sector1) | 88.80 | 98% | 2023-11-25 |
| 10543. | e45 (e453) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10544. | Wong (wyk815) | 88.80 | 99% | 2017-04-07 |
| 10545. | garagdon (garagdon) | 88.80 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10546. | miqueas (absoluter) | 88.80 | 88% | 2017-04-08 |
| 10547. | Alvis (alvis312) | 88.79 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10548. | Max (yaymax) | 88.79 | 99.4% | 2025-01-23 |
| 10549. | KirILL (spl4yce) | 88.78 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |