The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13188. | Jasper (jasperwong) | 83.22 | 95% | 2011-05-13 |
| 13189. | Ko (__lo) | 83.22 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13190. | Abdo (zxiest) | 83.22 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| 13191. | Vinodh (vkolluri) | 83.22 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 13192. | Asturias (asturias) | 83.22 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 13193. | Harvey (harveyqqq) | 83.21 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 13194. | Aceo (kingace) | 83.21 | 96% | 2011-06-10 |
| 13195. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 83.20 | 95.4% | 2023-09-16 |
| 13196. | GameChaos (superflip) | 83.20 | 91% | 2017-01-07 |
| 13197. | Nicole (neekay) | 83.20 | 96% | 2014-09-17 |
| 13198. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 13199. | Lvl (lvlups) | 83.19 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 13200. | RIP yomps (dtfps) | 83.19 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 13201. | Julius (juliusda) | 83.19 | 95.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 13202. | Smiggy (chillnye) | 83.19 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 13203. | Daniel (toughguy21) | 83.19 | 89% | 2016-05-24 |
| 13204. | Jpeg104 (jpeg104) | 83.18 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 13205. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 83.18 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13206. | nyatto (hhu94) | 83.18 | 97% | 2016-06-18 |
| 13207. | KFC (kfcs) | 83.18 | 94% | 2015-07-21 |
| 13208. | Dan (dthores1) | 83.18 | 96% | 2013-04-17 |
| 13209. | jesus (jbustos123) | 83.18 | 100% | 2018-12-14 |
| 13210. | bob (sputnik_15) | 83.17 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 13211. | Scott (sisyphus) | 83.17 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 13212. | Philip (philiponel) | 83.17 | 95% | 2014-02-04 |
| 13213. | Shivam (shivam543) | 83.17 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13214. | me me (buttmonkeyyt) | 83.17 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 13215. | Your Mom (pmendez) | 83.17 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 13216. | Issao (issao) | 83.17 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 13217. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 83.17 | 95% | 2015-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |