So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20973. | David (korqio) | 67.03 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 20974. | Begga (begga) | 67.03 | 96% | 2015-06-14 |
| 20975. | Shishank (hulk98) | 67.03 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 20976. | saad (saduman) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
| 20977. | peter (petersaminathen) | 67.03 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 20978. | mark (markisgrabell006) | 67.03 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 20979. | Justin (nexoloft) | 67.03 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 20980. | Exciter (taluvn) | 67.03 | 98% | 2016-05-16 |
| 20981. | rang (idletekz) | 67.03 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 20982. | ngo duc (black_z_13) | 67.03 | 92% | 2014-11-29 |
| 20983. | abh1sh3k (abh1sh3k) | 67.02 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 20984. | Rory O'Kane (rorydcfc) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 20985. | Alex (forthereallys) | 67.02 | 89% | 2015-06-11 |
| 20986. | Hoang (huyhoangan) | 67.02 | 90% | 2011-10-04 |
| 20987. | Ho (dangxuanaa) | 67.02 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 20988. | Andy (asianboy22) | 67.02 | 87% | 2016-05-14 |
| 20989. | Jason (queen_rachel) | 67.01 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 20990. | Megan (delimeat) | 67.01 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 20991. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 67.01 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 20992. | blitter (blitter56) | 67.01 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 20993. | Isabel (typingisabel) | 67.01 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 20994. | Vision (vision_of_infinity) | 67.01 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 20995. | Marijan (chevap) | 67.01 | 91% | 2016-09-17 |
| 20996. | Lorena (loreleyireth) | 67.01 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 20997. | meemw (markenmaw) | 67.00 | 95% | 2022-02-09 |
| 20998. | danjkstra (danjkstra) | 67.00 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 20999. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 67.00 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 21000. | Jason (cockenstein) | 67.00 | 94% | 2022-08-06 |
| 21001. | Aashil (aashil) | 67.00 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 21002. | Jacob (phlid) | 67.00 | 93% | 2012-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |