And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23372. | arstdhneio (colemak_arst) | 73.46 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 23373. | pornima (pornima) | 73.46 | 97% | 2013-12-26 |
| 23374. | Pe@rl (cobra) | 73.46 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 23375. | Mt.Taiji (saksham1992) | 73.45 | 94.6% | 2023-06-07 |
| 23376. | www (wwwcookie) | 73.45 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 23377. | Vinh (ninjapro) | 73.45 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 23378. | Chris (cascade_) | 73.45 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 23379. | Duy (ndduy1995) | 73.45 | 96% | 2011-08-26 |
| 23380. | Nate (nwjsmith) | 73.45 | 98% | 2014-01-31 |
| 23381. | Bruno (brunoi171) | 73.45 | 91% | 2015-04-26 |
| 23382. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 73.44 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 23383. | andre (duperandre) | 73.44 | 94% | 2016-11-12 |
| 23384. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 73.44 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 23385. | Darth (darthverde) | 73.44 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 23386. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 73.44 | 86% | 2016-10-09 |
| 23387. | Jordan (jordanhochstetler) | 73.44 | 97% | 2016-10-19 |
| 23388. | Keyun (keyun21) | 73.43 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 23389. | ivana (ivana22) | 73.43 | 91% | 2011-11-25 |
| 23390. | Ravi (ravimajhi) | 73.43 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 23391. | Amber (amber_queen_of_diamo... | 73.43 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 23392. | blu (blux3) | 73.43 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 23393. | Sal (salmanmirghasemi) | 73.43 | 97% | 2013-06-10 |
| 23394. | Jan (luke_suster) | 73.43 | 94% | 2014-11-01 |
| 23395. | Jacob (jvoges) | 73.43 | 92% | 2014-04-28 |
| 23396. | Robert (robertek) | 73.42 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 23397. | iwillcomelast (bking71) | 73.42 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 23398. | cetoHNG (cong2207x) | 73.42 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 23399. | coldEr66 (colder66) | 73.42 | 95% | 2021-07-06 |
| 23400. | Heather (stuntraps) | 73.42 | 91% | 2016-02-10 |
| 23401. | Fernando (dragon_reaper99) | 73.42 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |