So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17379. | Asim (_asim_) | 71.99 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 17380. | (alliepoo_) | 71.98 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 17381. | (kakacbx) | 71.98 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 17382. | (hyoihz) | 71.98 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 17383. | (omidn) | 71.98 | 94% | 2015-12-17 |
| 17384. | (thekingsoft) | 71.98 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 17385. | (rtizzle) | 71.98 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 17386. | (clarrissa) | 71.98 | 98% | 2015-03-06 |
| 17387. | (ssreal) | 71.97 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 17388. | (naoto7010) | 71.97 | 99% | 2022-04-30 |
| 17389. | (aweomeace) | 71.97 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 17390. | (grizzly_lion) | 71.97 | 100% | 2020-12-05 |
| 17391. | (jkizc00l) | 71.97 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 17392. | (vaibhavv) | 71.97 | 98% | 2013-08-28 |
| 17393. | (quangduc199) | 71.97 | 98% | 2013-01-01 |
| 17394. | (ouifumertue) | 71.97 | 98% | 2015-08-14 |
| 17395. | (thehoneyinspector) | 71.96 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 17396. | (umartangent2) | 71.96 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 17397. | (creative506) | 71.96 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 17398. | (keysofdank) | 71.96 | 87% | 2014-04-20 |
| 17399. | (tropicaltuna) | 71.96 | 94% | 2012-06-26 |
| 17400. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 71.96 | 98% | 2019-05-28 |
| 17401. | ??! (vindicatrice) | 71.96 | 94% | 2015-06-12 |
| 17402. | (p_theany) | 71.96 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 17403. | (jiangyan) | 71.95 | 95.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17404. | (hybrii) | 71.95 | 90% | 2014-02-02 |
| 17405. | (portalapprentice) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 17406. | (superlorenzo) | 71.95 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 17407. | (timxehanort) | 71.95 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 17408. | (marano) | 71.95 | 99% | 2012-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |