And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11351. | Zero (zerowaffles) | 95.02 | 93% | 2017-05-11 |
| 11352. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 95.02 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11353. | Jamal (xflash) | 95.01 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 11354. | Dynetivi (dynetivi) | 95.01 | 96.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 11355. | kj (crioyri) | 95.01 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 11356. | Zorro (swashbuckle) | 95.01 | 97% | 2014-06-26 |
| 11357. | parleremo più tardi (itali... | 95.00 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 11358. | Kenny (10chos) | 95.00 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 11359. | toneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... | 95.00 | 95% | 2017-01-17 |
| 11360. | Jesus is Lord (smricha1) | 95.00 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 11361. | Evan (zinctoo) | 94.99 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11362. | JP (freshlumpia) | 94.99 | — | 2009-09-01 |
| 11363. | Thierrry (thierry_) | 94.99 | — | 2009-12-06 |
| 11364. | Tori (torivega) | 94.99 | 95% | 2012-10-07 |
| 11365. | Leonard (itsmeleoyi) | 94.99 | 97% | 2016-10-01 |
| 11366. | 🌠Rubby🌠 (mikerubby) | 94.99 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 11367. | Donovan (keysofdank) | 94.98 | 94% | 2014-04-25 |
| 11368. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 94.98 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 11369. | Dichill (leqici) | 94.98 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 11370. | Allie (romulusera) | 94.97 | 97% | 2014-04-30 |
| 11371. | QWERTYnonquit (john_doe_3356) | 94.97 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11372. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 94.97 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 11373. | Grey (greyburger) | 94.97 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
| 11374. | Chips (mrchips) | 94.97 | 96% | 2015-10-25 |
| 11375. | Megan (lopinroo) | 94.97 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 11376. | Khushi (khushi1504) | 94.97 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 11377. | Homer (cowmonger) | 94.96 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 11378. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 94.96 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| 11379. | Trent (trentono) | 94.96 | 98% | 2016-06-10 |
| 11380. | bondservant (arenza) | 94.96 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |