Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3194. | lost.zombie (lostzombie) | 69.59 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| 3195. | nusstter (nusstter) | 69.59 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3196. | Eenus (eenus) | 69.58 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 3197. | Gina (nannelcam) | 69.57 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3198. | Proximitynow (proximitynow) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-07-06 |
| 3199. | _dar (e7egy) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3200. | Vishal (vpm911) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 3201. | Michael (v3spula) | 69.57 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3202. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 69.56 | 95% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3203. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 69.55 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3204. | Shane (unsociallist2) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 3205. | Justin (justin1013) | 69.55 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 3206. | dropkickas (dropkickas) | 69.54 | 94% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3207. | S (kiizig) | 69.54 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 3208. | da (causenetsofv) | 69.53 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3209. | Max (maxcampman) | 69.52 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 3210. | Missy (lovelydy) | 69.51 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3211. | Johan (keymaster10) | 69.51 | 93% | 2017-10-15 |
| 3212. | Garv (mrmonorisk) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3213. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 69.50 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3214. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 69.50 | 98% | 2018-01-01 |
| 3215. | Greti (greti) | 69.50 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 3216. | fr0stythesnowm_n (fr0stythe... | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3217. | Ken (ksojuice) | 69.48 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 3218. | Liam (ldryan0) | 69.47 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3219. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 69.46 | 99% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3220. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 69.45 | 99% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3221. | Qontlo (owenlie) | 69.44 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3222. | Pedro (landsplosh) | 69.44 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3223. | Sean (seansmk17) | 69.43 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |