As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4674. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 99.14 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 4675. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 99.14 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4676. | Tentic (tentic) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 4677. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 99.13 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 4678. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4679. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 99.13 | 100% | 2019-06-08 |
| 4680. | Nathan (eastonxd) | 99.12 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4681. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 99.12 | 100% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4682. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 99.12 | 97.4% | 2023-09-11 |
| 4683. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4684. | λ (yambda) | 99.11 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 4685. | kimi (kimboli) | 99.11 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 4686. | The Batman (mattman6886) | 99.11 | 98% | 2016-01-30 |
| 4687. | Jake (absolutebob) | 99.10 | 91% | 2016-08-29 |
| 4688. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 99.10 | 94% | 2016-10-06 |
| 4689. | Versus (ultra__instinct) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 4690. | Pat (supectible) | 99.09 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 4691. | Fartmaster99 (keyboardwasta... | 99.09 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4692. | Brandon (brandonkarp) | 99.09 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 4693. | Alex (wu2481632) | 99.09 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 4694. | wasd_wasd (wasd_wasd) | 99.08 | 98% | 2024-02-18 |
| 4695. | tutnek (tutnek) | 99.08 | 98.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4696. | Nigel (ferretinahat) | 99.08 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 4697. | can't type :) (void7750) | 99.07 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4698. | Owen (luoowen) | 99.06 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 4699. | soilderith (soilderboy) | 99.05 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 4700. | nil (nilmoe) | 99.04 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4701. | :) (drewroen) | 99.04 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
| 4702. | (xquyen) | 99.03 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 4703. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 99.03 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |