I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6521. | Dave (__008) | 96.20 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 6522. | Kex (kexlog) | 96.20 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 6523. | Ghulam Ali (wizard_0202) | 96.19 | 98% | 2024-09-28 |
| 6524. | Clead (clead) | 96.19 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 6525. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 96.19 | 97.7% | 2023-07-18 |
| 6526. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 96.19 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6527. | Bastion (verschlossen00) | 96.19 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6528. | Dennis (xdmeneer) | 96.19 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 6529. | William (william_david) | 96.18 | 98.4% | 2023-06-14 |
| 6530. | Benschi (benschi98) | 96.18 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 6531. | Marcus (tastypancakenips) | 96.18 | 96% | 2017-02-21 |
| 6532. | scy (scyvill) | 96.18 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 6533. | Gabe (gabe_raphi) | 96.17 | 94% | 2023-01-10 |
| 6534. | Jerry (jl22) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 6535. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 96.17 | 95% | 2019-01-02 |
| 6536. | Isaac (isaaclowk) | 96.17 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 6537. | Kian (keyboardpi) | 96.16 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 6538. | storm trooper (chandu998) | 96.16 | 96.8% | 2025-01-14 |
| 6539. | Markus (markustelser) | 96.16 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 6540. | Thunderz (thunderz2016) | 96.16 | 96.6% | 2024-11-05 |
| 6541. | ◭pokegeek◭ (pokegeek) | 96.16 | 89% | 2017-01-18 |
| 6542. | myself (sakib9) | 96.15 | 97.7% | 2023-09-22 |
| 6543. | Bob (telinlee2) | 96.15 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 6544. | SPEEDY (speedymfdude24) | 96.15 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 6545. | sub2PaoLUL (sub2paolul) | 96.15 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 6546. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 96.14 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 6547. | Awesome (awesomesauce3303) | 96.14 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 6548. | Caxolotl (starkitty13) | 96.13 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 6549. | justin (onemadbubble) | 96.13 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 6550. | Toby (ueue_) | 96.13 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |