So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5693. | sonefiler (sonefiler) | 96.80 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5694. | Tommy (snoopyisop) | 96.80 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 5695. | Ethan (manao) | 96.78 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 5696. | Jesse (jesse12321) | 96.78 | 98% | 2014-06-20 |
| 5697. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 96.78 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5698. | Emt (emtj123) | 96.77 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| 5699. | Newton (nklflips) | 96.77 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 5700. | Matthew (mcm0313) | 96.77 | 100% | 2016-05-30 |
| 5701. | sawyer (tdsg) | 96.76 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 5702. | Eva (peebear) | 96.76 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
| 5703. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 96.76 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 5704. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 96.75 | 99% | 2020-09-18 |
| 5705. | t (zyxx) | 96.75 | 99% | 2022-04-11 |
| 5706. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 96.75 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 5707. | Michael (michaeel) | 96.75 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 5708. | Adam (plutoking) | 96.75 | 97% | 2014-02-04 |
| 5709. | AJ (theloafingone) | 96.73 | 90% | 2014-11-26 |
| 5710. | Cody (icody_bot) | 96.73 | 95% | 2013-12-12 |
| 5711. | IBM Beamspring 4tw (keyboar... | 96.73 | 93% | 2014-08-08 |
| 5712. | Anton (hiya24) | 96.73 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 5713. | Tony (diceruler) | 96.72 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 5714. | sammy (sammysosa151) | 96.72 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 5715. | typer_trainer (typer_trainer) | 96.72 | 98.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 5716. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 96.72 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 5717. | Andrew (andmarek) | 96.72 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
| 5718. | Ed (gdman) | 96.72 | 95% | 2012-05-22 |
| 5719. | Alf Mikael (alf_m) | 96.72 | 92% | 2012-01-31 |
| 5720. | John (johnathanwu) | 96.71 | 92% | 2014-08-05 |
| 5721. | Krishna (cold5r) | 96.71 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5722. | Truman (aoctwilite) | 96.71 | 94% | 2011-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |