And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4345. | Soul-Light (soul_light) | 114.96 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 4346. | Henry (henryumeash) | 114.95 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 4347. | Andrew (12345142) | 114.94 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 4348. | Caco (cacopholey) | 114.93 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 4349. | Moist (moisturemob) | 114.92 | 99% | 2017-08-08 |
| 4350. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 114.91 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 4351. | H7ti guy (eternality) | 114.91 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 4352. | Kingcob (kingcob) | 114.91 | 99% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4353. | sandbox (sandboxes) | 114.91 | 99% | 2011-06-28 |
| 4354. | Victoria C (viccy) | 114.91 | 94% | 2013-01-01 |
| 4355. | Tammy (tammyding27) | 114.91 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 4356. | Nadav (trimalchio) | 114.90 | 96% | 2013-06-21 |
| 4357. | Nick (ferzo) | 114.90 | 96% | 2013-10-18 |
| 4358. | Mitch4PF (mitchcactus4) | 114.89 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
| 4359. | Tyler (fourseven) | 114.89 | 93% | 2012-12-07 |
| 4360. | DAN (daj100) | 114.89 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 4361. | Jordan (kojoko) | 114.88 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4362. | Ethan (keyboardenthusiast) | 114.88 | 99% | 2019-12-17 |
| 4363. | Go (doilee) | 114.87 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 4364. | Dan (bstacks100) | 114.87 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 4365. | Morris (reinheart) | 114.87 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 4366. | Will (shadzalt) | 114.87 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 4367. | Bruno (brunoooo) | 114.87 | 100% | 2012-01-07 |
| 4368. | Dalton (dkid124) | 114.86 | 99% | 2016-08-18 |
| 4369. | pratyush (pmadhukar) | 114.86 | 98% | 2015-05-09 |
| 4370. | EGENDER (legend972) | 114.85 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 4371. | Evan (zkijt) | 114.85 | 97% | 2016-09-08 |
| 4372. | Michael (xaeternum) | 114.85 | 98% | 2013-06-16 |
| 4373. | Jason (jasoone) | 114.85 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 4374. | Daniel (egn56) | 114.84 | 96% | 2013-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |