As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19343. | Verc (verc) | 62.37 | 94% | 2018-01-06 |
19344. | ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (_bl0nk_) | 62.36 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
19345. | Alfred (tyzzix) | 62.36 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
19346. | h (carrot_mans) | 62.36 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
19347. | tas (tahz) | 62.36 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
19348. | ty (keymashing) | 62.35 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
19349. | S (mellifluous8) | 62.35 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
19350. | Ali (hardstone) | 62.35 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
19351. | Gary (scragger) | 62.35 | 87% | 2015-11-11 |
19352. | Don (stripesteel) | 62.35 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
19353. | Leo (mechanical_hemingway) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
19354. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
19355. | Dawid (dadik) | 62.34 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
19356. | croak (calvin_richards) | 62.34 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
19357. | Bruno (vyperpunk) | 62.34 | 94% | 2017-02-10 |
19358. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 62.34 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
19359. | Ozan (keyboardbasher) | 62.33 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
19360. | Cole (colecrc) | 62.33 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
19361. | Suzy (poisonedtree) | 62.33 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
19362. | Harry (morpheus_) | 62.33 | 86% | 2016-10-05 |
19363. | sammm (weirdosam) | 62.32 | 94% | 2021-09-01 |
19364. | Avila (avila00) | 62.32 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
19365. | Miles (brownedsugar) | 62.31 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
19366. | Marnix (donutter) | 62.31 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
19367. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 62.31 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
19368. | Praveen (praveen_singh) | 62.31 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
19369. | Raze (endraze) | 62.30 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
19370. | Annsie (annsie) | 62.30 | 89% | 2016-02-28 |
19371. | Urgency (urgency) | 62.30 | 94% | 2019-06-06 |
19372. | Alex (awesomepie01) | 62.29 | 92% | 2016-10-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |