And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27984. | Frederik (bachling) | 66.34 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 27985. | Harut (harut177) | 66.34 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 27986. | Lanny (you_suck_man) | 66.34 | 94% | 2011-07-11 |
| 27987. | han (halley62373) | 66.34 | 95% | 2012-09-22 |
| 27988. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 66.34 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 27989. | Joshua (jacan) | 66.33 | 94% | 2014-09-22 |
| 27990. | Phteven (sleezy_dvorak) | 66.33 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
| 27991. | Andrew (andrew530) | 66.33 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 27992. | Errrnesto (errrnesto) | 66.33 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 27993. | Kazu (kazu_0321) | 66.33 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 27994. | casfrank (casfrank) | 66.33 | 99% | 2016-03-17 |
| 27995. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 66.33 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 27996. | Joker (jchrakian000) | 66.32 | 91% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27997. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 66.32 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 27998. | KeyKing (kingkey42069) | 66.32 | 96.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 27999. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 66.32 | 96% | 2013-05-03 |
| 28000. | Alex (rtypo) | 66.31 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 28001. | Allen (allenyin) | 66.31 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
| 28002. | Insley (insleyhanuman) | 66.31 | 96% | 2018-02-14 |
| 28003. | Kevin (kevlang) | 66.31 | 96% | 2014-09-12 |
| 28004. | John (joney33) | 66.30 | 91% | 2011-11-11 |
| 28005. | Anna (annasell) | 66.30 | 95% | 2012-05-24 |
| 28006. | mayu (mayumilk) | 66.30 | 95% | 2019-12-09 |
| 28007. | Joseph (fireguy1920) | 66.29 | 97% | 2017-09-09 |
| 28008. | Dick (hyoihz) | 66.29 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 28009. | Blue (zorqec) | 66.29 | 97% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28010. | Bloggo (bloggowo) | 66.28 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 28011. | adz (adzzz) | 66.28 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 28012. | Jerry (jerry_want_to_type_f... | 66.28 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 28013. | Gbemi (elementine) | 66.28 | 92% | 2014-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |