So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9686. | Queen (queen_charmin) | 86.37 | 92% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9687. | Jester (cypher26) | 86.37 | 92% | 2016-04-11 |
| 9688. | Primaski (primaltare) | 86.36 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 9689. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 86.36 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 9690. | Mico (oopswoops) | 86.36 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 9691. | Brisco County (briscocounty) | 86.36 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 9692. | Playm4ker (playm4ker) | 86.35 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9693. | samuel (samuelhalim12) | 86.35 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9694. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 86.35 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 9695. | inlaidwater (inlaidwater) | 86.35 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9696. | Josh (itztaayoooo) | 86.35 | 90% | 2015-05-29 |
| 9697. | Kimberly (kimberlynf) | 86.35 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 9698. | craig (2c2c) | 86.35 | 95% | 2013-04-12 |
| 9699. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 86.34 | 95% | 2022-01-19 |
| 9700. | Cassy (cassy227) | 86.34 | 98.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9701. | adam (ez11) | 86.34 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
| 9702. | Tommy (treemantom) | 86.33 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9703. | Romir Basu (mod_rombus) | 86.33 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 9704. | Aoki (dragonsnake) | 86.33 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 9705. | prgobet (prgobet) | 86.33 | 96% | 2013-06-19 |
| 9706. | Kevin (kevkev28) | 86.33 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 9707. | Clayton (jinks908) | 86.32 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 9708. | Inevitable (inevitable_) | 86.32 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9709. | Rusty (rusty) | 86.32 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 9710. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 86.32 | 95% | 2015-06-21 |
| 9711. | Ray (gilzea) | 86.31 | 95.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9712. | Sea (searabbit) | 86.30 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9713. | Loic (99loic) | 86.30 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 9714. | Spyros (soulis) | 86.30 | 98% | 2013-08-31 |
| 9715. | Person (relearner) | 86.29 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |