So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1962. | Anish (thorium) | 114.18 | 90% | 2014-08-28 |
| 1963. | Kenneth (kennethpahn) | 114.18 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 1964. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 114.16 | 99% | 2023-01-04 |
| 1965. | goofy (goofyahh_1) | 114.15 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
| 1966. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay) | 114.15 | 99% | 2022-07-28 |
| 1967. | Alycia (alyciahtollison) | 114.15 | 100% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1968. | Bogi (physicx101) | 114.15 | 98% | 2015-01-14 |
| 1969. | Donna (raptress) | 114.14 | 98% | 2012-04-04 |
| 1970. | A (fluffyx30037) | 114.14 | 99% | 2023-02-24 |
| 1971. | Tony (tonylepatata) | 114.13 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 1972. | Brian (brianendy) | 114.12 | 95% | 2015-12-02 |
| 1973. | Kevin (panda161) | 114.11 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 1974. | AJ (alopex_lagopus) | 114.10 | 94% | 2013-12-14 |
| 1975. | zero (crispyasf) | 114.09 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1976. | Big Chookus (chookus) | 114.09 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1977. | apm70 (deadman) | 114.08 | — | 2009-08-08 |
| 1978. | ANDY THE KING (worked) | 114.06 | 99% | 2011-12-26 |
| 1979. | . (kevinkore3) | 114.06 | 96% | 2013-10-23 |
| 1980. | Bam (bam189) | 114.04 | 93% | 2012-09-14 |
| 1981. | Tony (tonydeoteyza) | 114.03 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
| 1982. | Syclone (syclone7) | 114.03 | 100% | 2023-06-29 |
| 1983. | Joey (royaldark) | 114.03 | — | 2008-10-17 |
| 1984. | Aria7 (quitsallraces) | 114.02 | 98% | 2017-07-29 |
| 1985. | Brady (midc) | 114.01 | 99% | 2016-08-26 |
| 1986. | Mikey (miket349) | 114.01 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1987. | ksoch (ksoch_) | 114.00 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| 1988. | Austin (packfan14) | 113.98 | 92% | 2013-04-18 |
| 1989. | Erin (erschoene) | 113.97 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 1990. | Justin (rkenshin) | 113.96 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 1991. | n (ilovechicken33) | 113.95 | 96.2% | 2023-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |