One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.
—from Comedy Writing Secrets, a book by Mel Helitzer and Mark Shatz
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2488. | ukimub (ukimub) | 129.33 | 99.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 2489. | Nezloe (hyugaki) | 129.32 | 96% | 2013-11-19 |
| 2490. | Arab (arabtexan) | 129.31 | — | 2008-10-03 |
| 2491. | Brad (roboto) | 129.31 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 2492. | wil (wilruns) | 129.31 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 2493. | Louie (louie4825) | 129.30 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 2494. | ansix2 (sworn) | 129.30 | 99% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2495. | Kinan (sarkin) | 129.29 | 99% | 2016-06-03 |
| 2496. | Blue (bluelikecandy) | 129.28 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 2497. | Mark (maalox) | 129.27 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 2498. | tstats[gad2443] (gad2443) | 129.26 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 2499. | Angry (magnuscarlsbad) | 129.26 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2500. | Zach (sunjo) | 129.26 | 97% | 2012-12-29 |
| 2501. | Ben (xbapple) | 129.25 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 2502. | itsgohtime (itsgohtime) | 129.25 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 2503. | (jasimk) | 129.25 | 99% | 2022-01-31 |
| 2504. | Kevin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ke... | 129.24 | 100% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2505. | wally (alphawalrus) | 129.24 | 97% | 2013-09-15 |
| 2506. | The (seasick) | 129.23 | 96% | 2011-05-14 |
| 2507. | mister bell (misterbell) | 129.23 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 2508. | Spencer (55penst) | 129.23 | 97% | 2014-12-12 |
| 2509. | Vibha (vibhap) | 129.23 | 99% | 2015-08-08 |
| 2510. | L (easymoneysniper1) | 129.22 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
| 2511. | Ace (theghetopenguin) | 129.22 | 99% | 2018-01-21 |
| 2512. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 129.22 | 98% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2513. | Tiago Madeira (tmadeira) | 129.22 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 2514. | 🆂🅷🅰🅳🆁 (nyeshyo) | 129.20 | 95% | 2017-03-26 |
| 2515. | helle (helleruhe) | 129.19 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 2516. | Kathryn (grace6446) | 129.18 | 99% | 2014-06-16 |
| 2517. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 129.17 | 99% | 2015-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 152,656 | 83.40 | September 30, 2008 |
| Easy Texts | 2,706 | 90.91 | August 15, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 498 | 80.14 | March 29, 2010 |
| Smoke Rise Prep | 40 | 61.38 | February 25, 2016 |
| Riverside Middle School | 19 | 37.54 | February 3, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 94.48 | February 1, 2021 |
| TypeRacer for Kids | 1 | 134.15 | July 16, 2019 |
| Walsh Middle School | 1 | 42.68 | September 9, 2011 |