As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12972. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 76.96 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 12973. | Pepi (pepimen843) | 76.95 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 12974. | ensarp (entity313) | 76.94 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12975. | D (consumption) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 12976. | Patrick (deathtoclickies) | 76.93 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 12977. | AMAN (player7714) | 76.93 | 96.8% | 2024-02-07 |
| 12978. | Str (strmps) | 76.93 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12979. | Mams (mammaryfoam) | 76.93 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
| 12980. | A (stoician) | 76.93 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 12981. | Al (integralphysics) | 76.93 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 12982. | Orca (diggory) | 76.92 | 98% | 2024-04-09 |
| 12983. | ayorgo (ayorgo) | 76.92 | 99% | 2021-06-11 |
| 12984. | Wallstreetbets (buyspycallo... | 76.92 | 95% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12985. | Sondr (pngstr) | 76.92 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12986. | Michael (micecheese) | 76.92 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 12987. | Jordyn (jstick384) | 76.92 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 12988. | Kevin (kevin_he) | 76.91 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 12989. | Egi (dr12) | 76.91 | 99% | 2017-08-14 |
| 12990. | Rodrigo (papa_rod) | 76.90 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12991. | DaVinky (xxlarrylegendxx) | 76.90 | 98% | 2022-01-29 |
| 12992. | Liam (goals1001) | 76.90 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
| 12993. | jan Inasi (fiszbiny) | 76.89 | 96.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 12994. | Salem (slomy0010) | 76.89 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 12995. | Suthep (suthep) | 76.89 | 93% | 2015-04-26 |
| 12996. | Andrew (rentor) | 76.89 | 95% | 2016-03-05 |
| 12997. | Madelaine (madtherad) | 76.89 | 93% | 2017-05-17 |
| 12998. | MuchoHombre (muchohombre) | 76.88 | 94% | 2024-03-20 |
| 12999. | cj (mp7maniac) | 76.88 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13000. | Patrick (w_1nfinitum) | 76.87 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 13001. | kristina (puresparkles) | 76.87 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |