So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33363. | David (dvd_blns) | 46.51 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 33364. | Taco2uesday (taco2uesday) | 46.51 | 94% | 2023-08-04 |
| 33365. | Joe (joeking1234567) | 46.51 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 33366. | Miranda (mc33) | 46.51 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 33367. | Nit (gambit123) | 46.51 | 94% | 2014-11-25 |
| 33368. | sage (eamon_) | 46.51 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 33369. | Movses (kirakosyan1) | 46.50 | 83% | 2014-12-09 |
| 33370. | hussein (lattle_flash) | 46.50 | 93% | 2022-12-25 |
| 33371. | Arafat (arafat_islam) | 46.50 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
| 33372. | abdul (kaium55) | 46.50 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 33373. | Bill (india1979) | 46.50 | 99% | 2011-06-04 |
| 33374. | gone (happygone) | 46.50 | 91% | 2012-08-20 |
| 33375. | Sweats Money (digital_dankie_) | 46.49 | 93% | 2021-11-01 |
| 33376. | SBD (eleets) | 46.49 | 93% | 2021-11-30 |
| 33377. | D (dsehra) | 46.49 | 92% | 2012-02-17 |
| 33378. | Abhishek (erabh) | 46.49 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 33379. | nobody (n0_body) | 46.48 | 96% | 2023-10-07 |
| 33380. | Lawrence (jp36978) | 46.48 | 92% | 2013-03-03 |
| 33381. | Agent Sherry (agentsherry) | 46.48 | 91% | 2015-03-10 |
| 33382. | kevin (kevin_cool1) | 46.48 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 33383. | Thomas (tomtwo) | 46.47 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 33384. | Evan (wendt9222) | 46.47 | 85% | 2015-12-16 |
| 33385. | Benjamin (benjaminromeo00) | 46.47 | 94% | 2023-07-12 |
| 33386. | tejie (krid_05) | 46.47 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 33387. | Wieslaw (wieslawo) | 46.47 | 95% | 2015-10-11 |
| 33388. | gio (crazyoig) | 46.47 | — | 2010-02-18 |
| 33389. | CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... | 46.46 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 33390. | Mr Zai (tmsofficial) | 46.46 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
| 33391. | Yella (yella_habibi) | 46.46 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 33392. | Kuhaku (walah217) | 46.46 | 85% | 2016-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |