I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3069. | Ethan (manao) | 111.42 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3070. | Sophie (thirstyboard) | 111.42 | 99% | 2022-08-27 |
| 3071. | Someone (littleriver) | 111.41 | 97.3% | 2024-07-09 |
| 3072. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 111.41 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 3073. | zoidburger (adamczh1) | 111.41 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3074. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 111.40 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 3075. | Kyle (kylrth) | 111.40 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 3076. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 111.38 | 99% | 2023-10-21 |
| 3077. | ya BOI (beasted6969) | 111.38 | 97.2% | 2024-10-22 |
| 3078. | M (musketeertypist) | 111.38 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3079. | Andrew (acdunn10) | 111.38 | 98.1% | 2024-04-13 |
| 3080. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 111.37 | 99% | 2018-03-26 |
| 3081. | εiз (13uttercup) | 111.36 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 3082. | Hex (amroph) | 111.36 | 97% | 2024-07-20 |
| 3083. | Please use an appropriate n... | 111.36 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 3084. | Avery (avidavi) | 111.36 | 98.4% | 2023-12-08 |
| 3085. | Kevin (kevb0) | 111.35 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 3086. | Otto (ottozhen) | 111.35 | 100% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3087. | akshat (akxs) | 111.34 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3088. | Timmy (timminat0r) | 111.34 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 3089. | rgm (rgm704) | 111.34 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 3090. | stebbert (steeblesheeble) | 111.32 | 96% | 2024-07-14 |
| 3091. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 111.32 | 98.1% | 2024-09-14 |
| 3092. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 111.32 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 3093. | aivvinna (aivvinna) | 111.31 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 3094. | (royaldotcom) | 111.30 | 97% | 2025-07-18 |
| 3095. | hi cutie (an66atwork) | 111.30 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 3096. | Alex (hirage) | 111.30 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3097. | Gabe (derumisis) | 111.29 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3098. | Michael (mycoal) | 111.29 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |