The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17672. | Juan (archangel615) | 75.55 | 94% | 2015-02-04 |
| 17673. | yixuan (ixuan) | 75.54 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 17674. | Sasha (sashamoisey) | 75.54 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
| 17675. | Tam (typo0704) | 75.54 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 17676. | PALY (paly) | 75.54 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 17677. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 75.54 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
| 17678. | STRA (sbs20011) | 75.54 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 17679. | Improve (concentrate_on_speed) | 75.54 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 17680. | Masum (masumrana) | 75.53 | 99% | 2023-03-13 |
| 17681. | Julle (aikarauta) | 75.53 | 93% | 2016-01-31 |
| 17682. | XinHua (xinhua) | 75.53 | 95% | 2014-04-07 |
| 17683. | Bento (bento420) | 75.53 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 17684. | D (chubbieveggie) | 75.53 | 97.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 17685. | DTConks (dtconks) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 17686. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 75.53 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 17687. | Zeeshan (zeeshanq) | 75.53 | 95% | 2012-05-18 |
| 17688. | Shawn (set276) | 75.52 | 92% | 2012-12-19 |
| 17689. | Orton (ortxn) | 75.52 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 17690. | Hans (retrovibes_11) | 75.52 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 17691. | Basketbla (basketbla) | 75.52 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 17692. | Stas (stakowa25) | 75.52 | 95.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 17693. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 75.52 | 91% | 2012-03-31 |
| 17694. | Johan (johlun) | 75.52 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 17695. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 75.52 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 17696. | Paul (handel1) | 75.52 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| 17697. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 75.52 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 17698. | Destroyer (unstoppable1) | 75.51 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 17699. | Robyne Tops (robyne_tops) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 17700. | Rose (thehashparticle) | 75.51 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 17701. | Verne (vverne) | 75.51 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |