So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21449. | Dat (datdq295) | 66.05 | 94% | 2011-08-13 |
| 21450. | Bugatti (bugattiveyronsk) | 66.05 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 21451. | ros (heyokay1234) | 66.04 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 21452. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 66.04 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 21453. | Sawburned (sawburned) | 66.04 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 21454. | utility4u (utility4u) | 66.04 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 21455. | OTTFF (ottff) | 66.04 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 21456. | JOHN (johnemo) | 66.04 | 96% | 2014-08-15 |
| 21457. | Kevin (ez8zz001) | 66.03 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 21458. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 66.03 | 95% | 2020-06-13 |
| 21459. | Mubashir (neeo) | 66.03 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 21460. | carwyn (idolstrahs) | 66.02 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 21461. | Dr (drchhun) | 66.02 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 21462. | jo (gogojojo) | 66.02 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 21463. | Nathan (theoddorange) | 66.02 | 85% | 2014-05-02 |
| 21464. | dat (leophan) | 66.02 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 21465. | Austin (sausie) | 66.01 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 21466. | Anish (anish_k) | 66.01 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 21467. | megghraj (thegame365) | 66.01 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 21468. | Micah (demonschnauzer) | 66.01 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 21469. | wattana (lonemind) | 66.01 | 93% | 2012-09-17 |
| 21470. | Blaine (kerns) | 66.01 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 21471. | Darko (d_a_x) | 66.01 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 21472. | shanky (shankyk) | 66.00 | 97% | 2015-05-03 |
| 21473. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 66.00 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 21474. | Yanzhuo (yzmonsterhunter) | 66.00 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 21475. | minh (minhtk) | 66.00 | 99% | 2015-11-27 |
| 21476. | Max (hooterr) | 66.00 | 94% | 2020-11-02 |
| 21477. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 66.00 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 21478. | Daniel (toughguy21) | 66.00 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |