So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12917. | buzzard (dudzz) | 80.03 | 96% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12918. | jim (jimbosenior) | 80.03 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12919. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 80.03 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 12920. | Volxage (volxage) | 80.03 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 12921. | Matthew (matx23) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 12922. | Eleh (eleh) | 80.03 | 94% | 2014-05-05 |
| 12923. | chiyumi (saysay14) | 80.03 | 90% | 2013-11-20 |
| 12924. | THE KID (nschattner) | 80.03 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 12925. | 1ST (bestwpm) | 80.03 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12926. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 80.03 | 89% | 2011-05-20 |
| 12927. | iNflUx (influxo) | 80.02 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 12928. | Poge (poge7) | 80.02 | 98% | 2022-09-29 |
| 12929. | Karimu (karimuosman) | 80.02 | 94% | 2016-03-11 |
| 12930. | Moody (moodyqundeel) | 80.02 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 12931. | vaibhav (vaibhav7289) | 80.02 | 95% | 2015-10-21 |
| 12932. | Joel (joel48) | 80.02 | 99% | 2016-12-23 |
| 12933. | †guanyin (donkeyhotay) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 12934. | Amy (amibun) | 80.01 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 12935. | Jared (jaredgoodman03) | 80.01 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 12936. | Chris (jct314) | 80.01 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 12937. | Owen (keppilion) | 80.01 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 12938. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 80.01 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 12939. | Salih Can (salihcan) | 80.01 | 87% | 2013-01-12 |
| 12940. | Ilya (whyuhefftobmad) | 80.01 | 96% | 2014-04-21 |
| 12941. | Corso (cportinari) | 80.01 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 12942. | Neske (neske) | 80.01 | 92% | 2013-03-18 |
| 12943. | Thompson (tommymachine) | 80.00 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 12944. | Gasan (hasanakniyev) | 80.00 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12945. | Raphael (rafaldefoudre) | 80.00 | 98% | 2016-03-31 |
| 12946. | Jerry (pampaflash) | 80.00 | 95% | 2013-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |