So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19680. | Minh Hieu (rockerhieu) | 69.03 | — | 2009-01-06 |
| 19681. | myoldryn (myoldryn) | 69.03 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 19682. | santosh (svs0395) | 69.02 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 19683. | Tal (tkalderon) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 19684. | A.A.Fouad (snkpl) | 69.02 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 19685. | Marwin (luntram) | 69.02 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 19686. | cmath (chrismath) | 69.02 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19687. | Jed (jedmedina) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 19688. | Heather (hla24) | 69.02 | 92% | 2014-03-27 |
| 19689. | Andy (qlutcha) | 69.02 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 19690. | Marstam (marstam) | 69.01 | 94.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 19691. | Eenus (eenus) | 69.01 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 19692. | gegg (guy_sama) | 69.01 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 19693. | Gretchen (gretchenross) | 69.01 | — | 2008-08-15 |
| 19694. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 69.01 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 19695. | Elie (alicito) | 69.01 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 19696. | Ace (acechow) | 69.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 19697. | TheSlammed (theslammed) | 69.00 | 95.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 19698. | kepa (kepa) | 69.00 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 19699. | Andy (andys810) | 69.00 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 19700. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 69.00 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 19701. | Montri (maowmaow) | 69.00 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 19702. | Amanda (uhmanduh) | 69.00 | — | 2009-11-26 |
| 19703. | Marcin (redgda) | 69.00 | 97% | 2011-12-31 |
| 19704. | cinnamoroll (famvicfv) | 69.00 | 95% | 2012-11-04 |
| 19705. | Your Mother (alldubs) | 68.99 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 19706. | SmokeChase (smokechase) | 68.99 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 19707. | Ben-Dvorak (ben851dvorak) | 68.99 | 96.4% | 2023-09-29 |
| 19708. | Empirix (empirix) | 68.99 | 96% | 2021-10-05 |
| 19709. | Ben (bunjow) | 68.99 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |