So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11594. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 82.45 | 98% | 2013-07-31 |
| 11595. | Colemakn00b (colemakn00b) | 82.45 | 97% | 2012-09-27 |
| 11596. | Jamie (rium9) | 82.44 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 11597. | chachasoba (chachasoba) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 11598. | nanoray (saliciti) | 82.44 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11599. | Sam (gates250) | 82.44 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11600. | (nagaland) | 82.44 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 11601. | Thomas (thomastodia) | 82.44 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 11602. | Abbie (cutekreme) | 82.44 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 11603. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 82.44 | 96% | 2018-03-12 |
| 11604. | Mike (mike_121) | 82.43 | 97.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11605. | your mome (roseofsithis) | 82.43 | 85% | 2012-05-09 |
| 11606. | Leo (asdbooh) | 82.43 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 11607. | I know ur trying ur best (o... | 82.43 | 95% | 2020-03-16 |
| 11608. | Julie (babelsquirrel) | 82.43 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 11609. | David (fidesachates) | 82.43 | 90% | 2013-01-04 |
| 11610. | scapegoat (scapegoat57) | 82.42 | 97% | 2013-08-08 |
| 11611. | Kardo (ricardolaulh) | 82.42 | 97.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11612. | Juls (juls22) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11613. | LikeABoss (jlikeaboss) | 82.42 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 11614. | SirAlig (siralig) | 82.42 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11615. | Kenton (kenton) | 82.42 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 11616. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 82.42 | 88% | 2012-01-26 |
| 11617. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 82.42 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 11618. | Ryan (ryanluut) | 82.41 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11619. | Jonas (legendholyangel) | 82.41 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 11620. | ﻋﺎﻁﻑ (luckyfrazz) | 82.41 | — | 2010-04-19 |
| 11621. | O (hyzz) | 82.41 | 91% | 2015-06-21 |
| 11622. | Asturias (asturias) | 82.41 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 11623. | Chris (alkalineii) | 82.41 | 96% | 2013-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |