Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5159. | Mohsen (mohsenzare) | 53.04 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 5160. | Kaynitee (cheezyowns123) | 53.04 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5161. | RAVI (amitsinghravi) | 53.04 | 97% | 2018-11-22 |
| 5162. | Don Kaboul (gabbaryamdak) | 53.03 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
| 5163. | Adam (adammomen) | 53.00 | 94% | 2020-10-21 |
| 5164. | GreyZephyr (greyzephyr) | 52.99 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 5165. | . (printsmorgan) | 52.98 | 93% | 2019-06-05 |
| 5166. | Tonya (tagama2) | 52.98 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 5167. | Visura (visuraprabod) | 52.96 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5168. | Nirmal (npkothari) | 52.93 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 5169. | Mike (specialized) | 52.92 | 93% | 2018-08-26 |
| 5170. | Deepak (deepak7641) | 52.90 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5171. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 52.89 | 95% | 2021-07-21 |
| 5172. | Eric (asukawaifu) | 52.89 | 93% | 2019-10-29 |
| 5173. | Roshan (roshan_satare) | 52.88 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 5174. | Megan (megg0176) | 52.88 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 5175. | sid (smcclean4) | 52.87 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 5176. | James (jamesyyc) | 52.87 | 94% | 2020-10-03 |
| 5177. | Kenneth Rey (kennethdimaano... | 52.87 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
| 5178. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 52.84 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 5179. | Axel (axei) | 52.82 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5180. | Kevin (lordofwreck) | 52.80 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5181. | chi (naviqq) | 52.79 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 5182. | Nixon (nixonyung) | 52.79 | 95% | 2019-04-24 |
| 5183. | Zain (zainabb) | 52.79 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 5184. | timmy (timmy14) | 52.78 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 5185. | Bruh (nicesuu) | 52.78 | 95% | 2020-04-17 |
| 5186. | Daniele (dexter_28) | 52.78 | 95% | 2019-07-25 |
| 5187. | AVINASH (algebra1415011) | 52.78 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 5188. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 52.76 | 94% | 2020-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |