The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25453. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 74.20 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 25454. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 74.20 | 98% | 2015-08-23 |
| 25455. | muon (plmuon) | 74.20 | 98% | 2012-09-22 |
| 25456. | Xavi (xavi) | 74.20 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 25457. | thinkpads (higq) | 74.19 | 94% | 2020-02-25 |
| 25458. | I (senpai16) | 74.19 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 25459. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 74.19 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25460. | Gina (borbinon) | 74.19 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 25461. | Trent (trent9j12) | 74.19 | 90% | 2016-02-14 |
| 25462. | Ersin (algos) | 74.19 | 90% | 2015-11-11 |
| 25463. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 74.19 | 99% | 2016-12-08 |
| 25464. | zythr (zythr) | 74.18 | 93% | 2017-01-29 |
| 25465. | smoothplayer (hushedamethyst) | 74.18 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 25466. | Cole (colecrc) | 74.18 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 25467. | historyofme30 (sheki) | 74.18 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 25468. | Jorge (vxsery) | 74.18 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 25469. | Soph (csophc) | 74.17 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 25470. | xolovia (xol_ovia) | 74.17 | 96% | 2023-08-15 |
| 25471. | Sean (mr_responsible) | 74.17 | 96% | 2015-07-29 |
| 25472. | Decadancer (decadancer) | 74.17 | 98% | 2023-10-04 |
| 25473. | tstats[kenneth03] (kenneth03) | 74.17 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 25474. | Roi (roi4) | 74.17 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 25475. | Nick (cvs_nick) | 74.17 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25476. | Farhaj (farhaj) | 74.17 | 99% | 2016-10-10 |
| 25477. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 74.17 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 25478. | Jack (raspyspartan) | 74.17 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25479. | Nina (ninaclau) | 74.17 | 98.9% | 2021-02-19 |
| 25480. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 74.17 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 25481. | Thomas (tgx23) | 74.17 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 25482. | Jacques (jack333) | 74.17 | 92% | 2013-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |