I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6303. | Nathan (palefire) | 100.91 | 98% | 2023-08-22 |
| 6304. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 100.91 | 99.4% | 2024-04-29 |
| 6305. | Ramble (ramble) | 100.91 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 6306. | melomuncher (melomuncher) | 100.90 | 99.4% | 2025-05-16 |
| 6307. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 100.90 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6308. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 100.90 | 99% | 2019-12-01 |
| 6309. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 100.89 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 6310. | Jimin (blindfoldbear) | 100.88 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 6311. | Nick (mitchen2) | 100.88 | 96.6% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6312. | An (iaman) | 100.88 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 6313. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 100.87 | 100% | 2021-04-16 |
| 6314. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 100.86 | 98.2% | 2021-02-27 |
| 6315. | Lee (bolttyper) | 100.85 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 6316. | Scott (awzie1) | 100.85 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6317. | a (bobbobdob) | 100.85 | 98.8% | 2023-07-23 |
| 6318. | Boogie (chris186) | 100.85 | 99% | 2017-07-04 |
| 6319. | Callum (yuihirasawa) | 100.84 | 98% | 2023-05-12 |
| 6320. | Owen (super_nemo) | 100.84 | 100% | 2019-03-13 |
| 6321. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 100.84 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6322. | neno (nenobid428) | 100.83 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6323. | Chris (klyc) | 100.83 | 98% | 2025-03-31 |
| 6324. | Rebecca (221btimelord) | 100.82 | 99% | 2021-06-01 |
| 6325. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 100.82 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 6326. | Vivern (vivern) | 100.82 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 6327. | Salttynooooodles (salttynoo... | 100.82 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 6328. | dougie (dankgeebus) | 100.82 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 6329. | Faa (faa7) | 100.82 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 6330. | Pisit (compisit) | 100.81 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
| 6331. | kela (kelasol) | 100.81 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 6332. | Austin (austinmarton) | 100.81 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |