As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8855. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 86.18 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8856. | mayssa (mayssalovesu) | 86.18 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 8857. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 86.18 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8858. | joseph (goonercorweem) | 86.17 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 8859. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 8860. | Ian (doughs) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 8861. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 86.17 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 8862. | pogman (poggersman420) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8863. | Varun (varun6) | 86.17 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 8864. | Onur (onurrayner) | 86.17 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 8865. | James (jamesarino) | 86.16 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 8866. | gob126 (gob126) | 86.16 | 93% | 2016-01-05 |
| 8867. | dryan (dryannn) | 86.15 | 98.4% | 2024-02-06 |
| 8868. | Alan (erical77) | 86.15 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8869. | Oof (fedoking) | 86.15 | 96.9% | 2023-11-10 |
| 8870. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 86.15 | 96.8% | 2024-10-20 |
| 8871. | Jam (meetbol) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8872. | speedguy1 (speedguy1) | 86.14 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8873. | Ken Ji (kenjigan) | 86.14 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8874. | sk (skdreams) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8875. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 86.14 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8876. | TheShulkerBox (theshulkerbox) | 86.13 | 96.2% | 2024-04-09 |
| 8877. | Mohnish (mmohnish) | 86.13 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8878. | Xang (xangszane) | 86.12 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 8879. | Naz (zdkraner) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
| 8880. | dZhei (dzhei98) | 86.12 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 8881. | mrlago (mrlago) | 86.12 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
| 8882. | Wind (orpiwind) | 86.11 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 8883. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8884. | Jay (j_types) | 86.10 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |