So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24376. | Account (lilb321) | 61.75 | — | 2009-03-21 |
| 24377. | Mirra (mirra93) | 61.75 | 97% | 2016-07-30 |
| 24378. | Mayowa (paitin) | 61.74 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 24379. | Saransh (saransh5) | 61.74 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 24380. | Francisco (frankthe333) | 61.74 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 24381. | chupapi (nerve784126) | 61.74 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 24382. | Alex (thegamingalex) | 61.74 | 93% | 2022-11-01 |
| 24383. | Mienard (themepixels) | 61.74 | 88% | 2013-06-14 |
| 24384. | thehiep (thehiep8x) | 61.74 | 97% | 2014-06-30 |
| 24385. | Tracy (tclancy) | 61.74 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 24386. | Yaaaaboi (yaboiiiiiiiiiii) | 61.73 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 24387. | ryoshue (ryoshue26) | 61.73 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 24388. | David (davidenl) | 61.73 | 91% | 2012-10-25 |
| 24389. | Tree (tofu) | 61.73 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 24390. | Fuel plane (1pavanb) | 61.72 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 24391. | Na (nazarek) | 61.72 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 24392. | Lean (myasiansenpai) | 61.71 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 24393. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 61.71 | 95% | 2019-03-16 |
| 24394. | MajesticBudder (majesticbud... | 61.71 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 24395. | Ken (kenh) | 61.71 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 24396. | Hamodi (geskianistic) | 61.71 | 90% | 2014-12-03 |
| 24397. | Ignas (s3i4) | 61.71 | 93% | 2017-02-11 |
| 24398. | Alstr (alstr) | 61.71 | 95% | 2019-07-18 |
| 24399. | HanLuu (hanluunguyen) | 61.71 | 96% | 2012-02-12 |
| 24400. | Norami (norami_) | 61.70 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 24401. | Milan (popovich) | 61.70 | 93% | 2014-12-23 |
| 24402. | Blaž (drevesar) | 61.69 | 99% | 2022-10-22 |
| 24403. | zoom (zoomstar) | 61.69 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 24404. | hycinth (laurinkone) | 61.69 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 24405. | Vanessa (louise25uk88) | 61.69 | 91% | 2013-10-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |