And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33494. | masterassassin3 (masterassa... | 56.79 | 96% | 2021-10-15 |
| 33495. | Niceable (niceable) | 56.79 | 94% | 2021-02-09 |
| 33496. | perm (perm_typeracer) | 56.79 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 33497. | felix (sanfelix) | 56.79 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 33498. | tstats[m33rk4t] (m33rk4t) | 56.79 | 95% | 2017-02-04 |
| 33499. | amrite (amrite) | 56.79 | 89% | 2017-05-03 |
| 33500. | Ben (kingb) | 56.79 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 33501. | tori (lunatic) | 56.79 | — | 2009-09-20 |
| 33502. | ky (398326924) | 56.79 | 92% | 2015-02-13 |
| 33503. | Patrick (patrickkd) | 56.78 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 33504. | LastSlice (cezara) | 56.78 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 33505. | HayfordHumade (flace) | 56.78 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 33506. | Giovanni (zombieagain) | 56.78 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 33507. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 56.78 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| 33508. | ArchEnemy (_archenemy) | 56.77 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 33509. | Alan (alangor) | 56.77 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| 33510. | Shuwuwa (shuwuwa) | 56.76 | 95% | 2023-06-24 |
| 33511. | Oliver (oliverloh) | 56.76 | 89% | 2017-05-15 |
| 33512. | bacaala (bacaala) | 56.76 | 94% | 2022-01-30 |
| 33513. | Cristiano (christiano_ronaldo) | 56.76 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 33514. | bhuvu (bhuvu) | 56.76 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 33515. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 56.76 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 33516. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 56.76 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 33517. | Steven Mark (stevenmarkford) | 56.76 | 92% | 2015-10-16 |
| 33518. | william (corujawl) | 56.76 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 33519. | COOL (the_pig) | 56.75 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 33520. | rodaina (rodaina) | 56.75 | 94.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 33521. | l (ships) | 56.75 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 33522. | Niklas (niikurasu) | 56.75 | 94% | 2019-01-21 |
| 33523. | bitter (bitterebb) | 56.74 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |