Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2537. | Gina (borbinon) | 80.73 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
2538. | Colin (3geosyog) | 80.73 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
2539. | 7th Samurai (samurai7) | 80.72 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
2540. | Remy (merc_borsig) | 80.72 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
2541. | Kazuo (kienvan02) | 80.70 | 98% | 2020-02-23 |
2542. | Ermias (ermking19) | 80.67 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
2543. | mesba (brgrkng) | 80.67 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
2544. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 80.67 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
2545. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 80.66 | 100% | 2020-03-09 |
2546. | Arek (arekbg) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
2547. | gettheguests (gettheguests) | 80.64 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
2548. | Jose (hosey_) | 80.64 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
2549. | Joe (jsjday) | 80.62 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
2550. | n (nrousseau339) | 80.62 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
2551. | Connor (c42855) | 80.61 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
2552. | practice (timeintimeout) | 80.61 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
2553. | Kenley (kenfunky32) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
2554. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 80.59 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
2555. | Sunil (chipu) | 80.58 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
2556. | (4lsi3w544lwi4lk) | 80.57 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
2557. | Aaron (nightcreators) | 80.55 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
2558. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 80.54 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
2559. | Pedro (pedrosilva9) | 80.53 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
2560. | joy (sdfla) | 80.53 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
2561. | dude (udead1) | 80.52 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
2562. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 80.52 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
2563. | Shashy (shashy) | 80.51 | 97% | 2018-07-16 |
2564. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 80.49 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
2565. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 80.48 | 98% | 2018-08-06 |
2566. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 80.48 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |