So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33149. | jason (jason_park) | 47.05 | 88% | 2011-08-28 |
| 33150. | Leek (loliolarious) | 47.04 | 92% | 2011-12-06 |
| 33151. | Himanshu (himsingh11) | 47.04 | 94% | 2022-03-13 |
| 33152. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 47.04 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
| 33153. | wirelessKBactivate (i_slow_... | 47.04 | 95.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| 33154. | joffrey (joffrey) | 47.04 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 33155. | SteelGan (steelgan) | 47.03 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 33156. | Hoonken (hoonken) | 47.03 | 86% | 2014-11-22 |
| 33157. | mark anthony (markmordido) | 47.02 | 88% | 2012-10-30 |
| 33158. | jess (yssuj) | 47.02 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 33159. | angry (angryfingers) | 47.02 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 33160. | Ibrahim (ibrahmoment) | 47.02 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 33161. | Raivis (siviarxxx) | 47.02 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 33162. | E (lutra) | 47.02 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 33163. | Beau (beau1) | 47.02 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 33164. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 47.02 | 88% | 2012-10-23 |
| 33165. | rosepatel (rosepatel) | 47.01 | 96% | 2023-07-11 |
| 33166. | Utkarsh (utkarsh_n) | 47.01 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 33167. | Alex (kempy) | 47.01 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 33168. | uma (uandme) | 47.00 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 33169. | Michael (otakumywaifu) | 47.00 | 91.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 33170. | Helya (helya) | 47.00 | 91% | 2014-05-18 |
| 33171. | Ta (study) | 47.00 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 33172. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 47.00 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 33173. | ristoteles (ristoteles) | 46.99 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 33174. | sergi (sergi777) | 46.99 | 86% | 2011-10-04 |
| 33175. | Mono (aloadofbooks12) | 46.98 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 33176. | agilemaverick (shreyaasridhar) | 46.98 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 33177. | Paul (johnporu) | 46.98 | 93% | 2019-03-29 |
| 33178. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 46.98 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |