So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28635. | Robsonwp (robsonwp) | 54.90 | 95% | 2021-02-06 |
| 28636. | Joshua (servantra44) | 54.90 | 97.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 28637. | sahith (sahith) | 54.90 | 95% | 2022-12-30 |
| 28638. | Raz (rolexdegree) | 54.90 | 93.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 28639. | Dennis (babooni) | 54.90 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 28640. | max (xamxam23) | 54.90 | 91% | 2016-10-06 |
| 28641. | Max (max_gomez_) | 54.89 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 28642. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 54.89 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28643. | suraj kamaldeep (surajkamal... | 54.89 | 95.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 28644. | Steve (hotwind) | 54.89 | 93% | 2018-12-28 |
| 28645. | East (eastin) | 54.89 | 91% | 2015-02-22 |
| 28646. | borumi (borumi) | 54.89 | 96.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 28647. | Relyfuse (frostbone) | 54.89 | 91% | 2012-04-16 |
| 28648. | Smanatha (househippo) | 54.89 | 90% | 2017-01-21 |
| 28649. | Hans (hanschan2007) | 54.89 | — | 2009-06-09 |
| 28650. | Dillan (djearls) | 54.89 | 90% | 2013-03-11 |
| 28651. | xsaroz (xsaroz) | 54.88 | 97% | 2015-03-24 |
| 28652. | Gaben (xelaton) | 54.88 | 91% | 2016-10-19 |
| 28653. | Kelly (kelrena) | 54.88 | 87% | 2012-09-30 |
| 28654. | Arturo (r2rach) | 54.88 | 94% | 2015-05-26 |
| 28655. | Siopao (siopaoasado) | 54.88 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 28656. | faisal (faysi) | 54.88 | 91% | 2012-06-04 |
| 28657. | Alikhan (alikhanzhamankhan_... | 54.87 | 93% | 2021-04-18 |
| 28658. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 54.87 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 28659. | Gyanendra (gyanshukla) | 54.87 | 94.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28660. | Josef (ziretech) | 54.87 | 97% | 2014-01-08 |
| 28661. | vasu (vasudev021191) | 54.87 | 91% | 2012-12-30 |
| 28662. | Fran (puflines) | 54.87 | 96% | 2013-10-10 |
| 28663. | Abdulrahman (abody_alizzi) | 54.86 | 95% | 2022-03-09 |
| 28664. | enmum (enmum) | 54.86 | 93% | 2013-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |