Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4614. | Area0 (bing_b0ng) | 56.12 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4615. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 56.12 | 95% | 2020-07-19 |
| 4616. | epicgamer412 (epicgamer412) | 56.09 | 96% | 2018-11-04 |
| 4617. | Robin (nightd) | 56.04 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4618. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 56.04 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 4619. | brandon (drunbin) | 56.01 | 95% | 2020-05-22 |
| 4620. | Tausif (fishey3) | 56.01 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 4621. | Always working (varunguptas) | 56.01 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 4622. | Regan (regandafish) | 56.01 | 96% | 2018-03-26 |
| 4623. | Andrés (andreslpza) | 56.00 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 4624. | leo (ytxqz) | 55.98 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
| 4625. | Patrick (maxmad53) | 55.98 | 94% | 2020-09-14 |
| 4626. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 55.97 | 93% | 2018-02-07 |
| 4627. | Monica (monica_2812) | 55.94 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 4628. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 55.93 | 96% | 2018-01-30 |
| 4629. | Dont (amosdaragon69) | 55.93 | 95% | 2018-07-11 |
| 4630. | Herb (kellzer) | 55.92 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4631. | Hussam (samwa7sh800) | 55.92 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4632. | garry (ganesh1998) | 55.92 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
| 4633. | Johannes (typerjojo) | 55.89 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 4634. | naveen (naveenii1991) | 55.89 | 96% | 2017-10-22 |
| 4635. | Obinna (zutchie) | 55.89 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4636. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 55.89 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 4637. | fat_n_furious (onirz) | 55.86 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 4638. | Hydrix (hydrix03) | 55.86 | 94% | 2020-08-30 |
| 4639. | Rodolfo (rudady) | 55.85 | 94% | 2020-04-18 |
| 4640. | NocturisDrax (nocturisdrax) | 55.85 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4641. | yoxu (yoxu) | 55.85 | 96% | 2019-04-10 |
| 4642. | Paul (pm29) | 55.82 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 4643. | Nakata (yatshukamura) | 55.81 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |