So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1129. | (doogus) | 121.01 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 1130. | (wintercore) | 121.00 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
| 1131. | Harryt (harrisont) | 120.99 | 99% | 2017-12-06 |
| 1132. | (magicant) | 120.98 | 90% | 2016-06-27 |
| 1133. | (alviniac) | 120.98 | — | 2010-12-21 |
| 1134. | Adelleda - Alexisonfire (vf... | 120.97 | 99% | 2019-01-29 |
| 1135. | Jum (jumjum) | 120.97 | 98% | 2012-04-19 |
| 1136. | (_sarim_) | 120.93 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 1137. | Liam (killern00bie) | 120.92 | 98% | 2011-10-25 |
| 1138. | (anderscolemak) | 120.90 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 1139. | (combospag) | 120.88 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 1140. | (waffffeeeeeeenn) | 120.88 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 1141. | (newslowkeyboard) | 120.81 | 100% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1142. | Zerith the Magnificent (zer... | 120.79 | 95% | 2014-05-03 |
| 1143. | b (neverimprove) | 120.78 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1144. | (dridven) | 120.78 | 96% | 2017-05-21 |
| 1145. | (yoshibf) | 120.75 | 97% | 2015-11-07 |
| 1146. | ॐ ღ kelz ღ ॐ ♥ su... | 120.75 | 98% | 2013-10-22 |
| 1147. | (icecruiser) | 120.75 | 93% | 2015-03-08 |
| 1148. | (bombaa) | 120.74 | 99% | 2012-02-18 |
| 1149. | JohnPhilip (jinrakka) | 120.73 | 99% | 2011-12-15 |
| 1150. | Ky Anh🧛 (kyanh123987) | 120.72 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 1151. | (latouth) | 120.72 | 100% | 2015-05-03 |
| 1152. | LA LUNA, LA BELLA LUNA (fee... | 120.70 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 1153. | (lawrence) | 120.69 | — | 2009-07-01 |
| 1154. | (x1itachi) | 120.68 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 1155. | (logslogs) | 120.68 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1156. | Bizz (bizatch) | 120.67 | 100% | 2014-05-01 |
| 1157. | (hlbentz) | 120.67 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 1158. | N4T (taneel) | 120.64 | 99.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |