Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1919. | Micah (micav) | 81.78 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1920. | No (bambusnippel) | 81.77 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 1921. | HiddenRoom (hiddenroom404) | 81.77 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1922. | (robert420) | 81.76 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
| 1923. | Mehmet (xlyana) | 81.74 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1924. | taco (tacocat0) | 81.73 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1925. | Allan (allandallon) | 81.70 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1926. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 81.69 | 96% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1927. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 81.68 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
| 1928. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 81.68 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 1929. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 81.67 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1930. | Macy (macy200200) | 81.66 | 98% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1931. | Mada (mada_) | 81.65 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1932. | 🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 81.65 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 1933. | Jason (jlaesxoin) | 81.65 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 1934. | reading is (the_library_is_... | 81.64 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 1935. | Kelli (kellil08) | 81.58 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 1936. | Victoria (victoriacutbirth) | 81.57 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1937. | Hater (hateself) | 81.57 | 98% | 2017-08-12 |
| 1938. | mogi (mogspls) | 81.55 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1939. | Andy (aapham15) | 81.55 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 1940. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 81.55 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1941. | Chetan (ch374n) | 81.54 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 1942. | Josh (zeubermensch1337) | 81.52 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 1943. | Joel (jams15) | 81.48 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1944. | Breanna (bjr7) | 81.48 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
| 1945. | chris (champybh) | 81.43 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 1946. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 81.43 | 97% | 2020-02-18 |
| 1947. | Giorgi (0_alien) | 81.41 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 1948. | Alireza (thealireza) | 81.40 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |