When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5330. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 96.66 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 5331. | aero (aeroagg15) | 96.65 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5332. | Trucker Dan (danielbolt26) | 96.65 | 98% | 2017-04-18 |
| 5333. | Vulevu (vulevuwu) | 96.64 | 95% | 2025-11-14 |
| 5334. | Uses Home Row (nickmanning214) | 96.64 | 96% | 2016-12-20 |
| 5335. | Andrei (headpats) | 96.63 | 99% | 2025-06-27 |
| 5336. | Andrew (trazer) | 96.63 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 5337. | Jeremy (jeloz) | 96.63 | 89% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5338. | onah (learning_dvorak1) | 96.63 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5339. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 96.62 | 93% | 2017-01-19 |
| 5340. | Brian (brianpee) | 96.62 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 5341. | Graham (peak_workman) | 96.62 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5342. | Joe (joetelefair) | 96.62 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 5343. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.62 | 97.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 5344. | Cheese (cheesypeety) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 5345. | Bruce Lee (bruceleeblackhole) | 96.62 | 98.5% | 2025-03-26 |
| 5346. | Orange (orangelover7) | 96.61 | 98% | 2025-07-07 |
| 5347. | Hassan (hassanspace) | 96.61 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 5348. | Kelli (kellil08) | 96.61 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5349. | Issac (vertical820) | 96.61 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5350. | Kat (katuriboh) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 5351. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 96.60 | 96.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5352. | Juan (juanyougay) | 96.60 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 5353. | Jizz (mamski) | 96.60 | 99% | 2018-05-09 |
| 5354. | Wonderland11 (xavi78) | 96.59 | 97% | 2025-08-26 |
| 5355. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 96.59 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 5356. | Jon (joofers) | 96.59 | 96.1% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5357. | dtn (dvdn) | 96.59 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5358. | m3r8 (m3r8) | 96.59 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5359. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 96.58 | 99.1% | 2025-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |