The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12052. | Bobby (bton) | 85.17 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 12053. | Derek (buud) | 85.17 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 12054. | (spudvorak) | 85.17 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 12055. | ppbeto (ppbeto) | 85.17 | 97% | 2012-06-04 |
| 12056. | Kishan (kishan1990) | 85.17 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 12057. | bob (thot_slayer420) | 85.16 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 12058. | Leo (leotwelve) | 85.16 | 97% | 2022-07-12 |
| 12059. | Daryl (draguer) | 85.15 | 96% | 2012-06-09 |
| 12060. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 85.15 | 97% | 2016-03-22 |
| 12061. | Kristen (liangk1) | 85.15 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 12062. | 🅱 (insanesyntax) | 85.15 | 92% | 2016-05-29 |
| 12063. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 85.14 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 12064. | Quang Huy (mypoortom) | 85.14 | 98% | 2011-08-14 |
| 12065. | Uw-Stout (tygaa) | 85.14 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
| 12066. | Tacos! (ihearttacos) | 85.14 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 12067. | Gilbert (gibe) | 85.14 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 12068. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 85.13 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12069. | Lapis (jeff3077) | 85.13 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12070. | Chad (chaserchad) | 85.13 | 97.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 12071. | Anthony (at746) | 85.13 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 12072. | Black (blackstorm) | 85.13 | 93% | 2014-12-21 |
| 12073. | Edgar (knightgabe13) | 85.13 | 92% | 2015-11-06 |
| 12074. | Kelli (kellil08) | 85.13 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 12075. | kc (kcyz) | 85.12 | 93% | 2015-10-05 |
| 12076. | Jay (jaythesloth) | 85.12 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 12077. | MingLee (thegreatestho) | 85.12 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 12078. | XxTyp1ngG0DxX (merklinn) | 85.11 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
| 12079. | 6292 (kenji6292) | 85.11 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 12080. | maddie (myersm18) | 85.11 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 12081. | Megan (megantaylor95) | 85.11 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |