The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7346. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 95.44 | 97.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7347. | . (agile92x) | 95.44 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 7348. | Mili (mynameismili) | 95.44 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 7349. | substring (substring) | 95.43 | 98% | 2015-04-29 |
| 7350. | idler (idler) | 95.43 | 97% | 2011-10-20 |
| 7351. | Barry (archchoa) | 95.43 | 96% | 2014-09-04 |
| 7352. | David (leepictrollexd) | 95.43 | 97.5% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7353. | Nick (njcanderson) | 95.42 | 93% | 2014-07-01 |
| 7354. | Kate (explorer) | 95.42 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 7355. | John (johnathanwu) | 95.41 | 86% | 2015-04-19 |
| 7356. | monka (rencerspeid) | 95.41 | 97% | 2021-02-14 |
| 7357. | Roy (sisalt) | 95.40 | 97% | 2016-12-15 |
| 7358. | Mitchell (rejected) | 95.40 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 7359. | Gaston (homm88) | 95.40 | 94% | 2014-04-03 |
| 7360. | Jay (jtyamada) | 95.40 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 7361. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 95.39 | 95% | 2011-09-09 |
| 7362. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 95.38 | 93% | 2011-06-30 |
| 7363. | Mike (kelinu) | 95.38 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
| 7364. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 95.38 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 7365. | Jude (staante) | 95.37 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 7366. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 95.37 | 99% | 2011-06-21 |
| 7367. | Noé (czeousw) | 95.36 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 7368. | Sumeru_ (kenteezyx) | 95.36 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 7369. | Liawa (liawa) | 95.36 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7370. | Lazy (lazy_moon) | 95.36 | 99% | 2022-03-10 |
| 7371. | Bruce (deeahtee) | 95.36 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 7372. | 🦀Antique (ant1que) | 95.35 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 7373. | Amanda (akm879) | 95.34 | 99% | 2017-01-05 |
| 7374. | Jayden (jay62) | 95.34 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 7375. | Gren (rhpm) | 95.34 | 95% | 2012-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |