So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22722. | Percaimond (1cedheroine) | 64.03 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 22723. | Potato (apexbonnen) | 64.03 | 86% | 2013-08-15 |
| 22724. | Robin (nastysnatch) | 64.03 | 95% | 2018-04-11 |
| 22725. | Nate (ricecakesss) | 64.03 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 22726. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 64.03 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 22727. | Peter (sadstorybro) | 64.03 | 92% | 2012-11-20 |
| 22728. | Benny (fransiskusbenny) | 64.03 | 96.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 22729. | Kebbi (kebbi) | 64.03 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 22730. | zi (zidan13) | 64.03 | 95% | 2011-10-08 |
| 22731. | andzhh (andzhh) | 64.03 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 22732. | AlittleJuku (alittlegook) | 64.02 | 94% | 2021-05-02 |
| 22733. | Michal (michalt) | 64.02 | 89% | 2013-12-07 |
| 22734. | Woolf (woolf) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-03-11 |
| 22735. | Bartek (barti) | 64.02 | 94% | 2012-09-14 |
| 22736. | SergeantSuper (sergeantsuper) | 64.02 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 22737. | Puneet (puneet28) | 64.02 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 22738. | Jun Sheng (my40789) | 64.01 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 22739. | Dracule (deelipsingh77) | 64.01 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 22740. | Eddy (razaberry) | 64.01 | 83% | 2015-01-24 |
| 22741. | Malik (mana0) | 64.01 | 89% | 2012-12-08 |
| 22742. | Caleb (peopleofearth) | 64.01 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 22743. | Amy (miss_a) | 64.01 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 22744. | kekstee (kekstee) | 64.01 | 96% | 2015-09-16 |
| 22745. | Nickolas (xnickolasx) | 64.00 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 22746. | Matt (mattclowns) | 64.00 | 88% | 2016-06-06 |
| 22747. | tomy (zendex13) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-07-14 |
| 22748. | a (hanso345) | 64.00 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 22749. | Spitfire029 (spitfire_029) | 64.00 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
| 22750. | wingedclothadjuster (nsubor... | 64.00 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 22751. | DezzardHD (dezzardhd) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |