The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12590. | tstats[bikg] (bikg) | 83.71 | 96.5% | 2024-01-06 |
| 12591. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 83.71 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 12592. | Mystree (mystree) | 83.71 | 96.7% | 2024-08-21 |
| 12593. | No (bambusnippel) | 83.71 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 12594. | Rewwod (rewwod) | 83.70 | 97.1% | 2025-02-20 |
| 12595. | aaaaaaaaa (corporalham) | 83.70 | 96.6% | 2023-11-12 |
| 12596. | Cloudios (cloudios) | 83.70 | 96.9% | 2024-03-07 |
| 12597. | Nathan (cheesiest_nacho) | 83.70 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 12598. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 83.70 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 12599. | Davo (dayu341) | 83.70 | 94% | 2014-04-29 |
| 12600. | amem (fasts) | 83.70 | 91% | 2012-04-30 |
| 12601. | yhmy (yhmy) | 83.70 | 96% | 2011-07-23 |
| 12602. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 83.69 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12603. | Adrm (empirestate) | 83.69 | 96.8% | 2024-11-10 |
| 12604. | Fauzan (ozaenzenzen) | 83.69 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 12605. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 83.69 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 12606. | Michael (statikeffeck) | 83.68 | 95% | 2014-01-05 |
| 12607. | Magical Panda (magical_panda) | 83.68 | 98% | 2025-04-07 |
| 12608. | Skits (tidal_wave) | 83.68 | 96% | 2025-02-06 |
| 12609. | Boon Peng (keithpeng) | 83.68 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
| 12610. | offblacc (vekikornjaca) | 83.68 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 12611. | Broken (avharus) | 83.68 | 96% | 2012-11-10 |
| 12612. | ปังหยา (panyaa) | 83.68 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 12613. | Anderson (dadawg911) | 83.68 | 89% | 2012-03-26 |
| 12614. | Dullpig (dullpig) | 83.67 | 97.8% | 2024-04-17 |
| 12615. | zzehu (zzehu) | 83.67 | 96.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 12616. | Alex (karma_7) | 83.67 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 12617. | David (dtnero) | 83.67 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 12618. | Davis (dey1234) | 83.67 | 92% | 2012-06-04 |
| 12619. | Dakota (warriorbbq) | 83.67 | 98% | 2016-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |